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Also, I want a bath, I`m sick of showers. And having to shit onto a stupid wee bog-shelf instead of staight into the bowl so that I can "examine" my turd before I flush it away (who the fuck thought of that?). It`s not as if I don`t already know know what`s wrong with my shite - too much fucking cheese. Also the coffee is like piss and all the girls I fancy are half my age and aren`t interested and the only person who`s fancied me so far has been a bloke! And I didn`t even get to snog the 18 year old (girl).

well i want a new fecking job, one that appreciates me for the stunning computer skills that i posses and the excellent interpersonal skills that i have which is so unusual for computer geek .,.. i am fed up to the back teeth of being accosted by fat ugly girls that seem to be very prevalent in the clubs in glasgow these days and trying to ignore there advances whilst stephanie finds it all very amusing... i am also fed up with the fecking weather in glasgow, you just dont know what the hell its going to do next.. and the butchers below the flat, feckers keep on putting there smelling bin below the front window meaning that the flat smells of rotting lamb, not inducive for a pleasent evening in watching big brother and most of all .. i dont want stephanie to go she is a pain in the ass at times but boy she has made life interesting over the last nine months what am i going too do without that distraction... hmm

yip operation to become another pomme bastard i think is about to recommence

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... Update: the creatures are all dead but my pubes and stomach hair are starting to grow back in and I think that might actually be worse...

not that i am interested in the slightest

... I think I've disclosed quite enough personal info to last a good few weeks. Don't ever ask me the colour of my pubes again or make fucking lewd references to anywhere near that part of my anatomy you big gay bender boy. If you really want to know you'll need to peep