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congrat's woox and paux, excellent news. A few points about becoming a father woox: 1) Emphasise that Paux must not drink at any cost and then she becomes a taxi driver for the foresable future 2) After the birth she will have a crap memeory. This means that you can have some nights out with the boys (or more like squirrels where you are though) and Paux will say 'Woox, that's a night you owe me darling' and then lo and behod a few weeks later she has forgoten about it. 3) Very importantly get your toys bought NOW ! as you can say bye bye to all of that when the BOSS is born. 4) When the BOSS is born he/she will be the BOSS forever. I gave wee Luke 6 months as BOSS but the situation is quite the contrary to what I expected, he's the bloody Godfather now ! Really excellent news and hope to see you both soon.

i'm appalled at you nix (thank you woox and fix) anyway i think i should take custody of the child seeing as i'm the most responsible one here

actually on the note that Sandra has forgotten all the nights out that stix has had.. She is actually waiting for Stix to suggest.. you go out and have a night with the girls whilst i stay in and look after luke.. So lesson to be learnt from that woody, take note of all boys nights out.. And then for each one, suggest every now and then suggest that Paula has a night out

yip dex, reality is that I am in most of the time and sax is probably out more often than I. I do make sure she goes out, once a year anyway ! Anyway, woox and paula it's all good stuff and ignore my chauvenist rantings, like most x

Nice one you two. Congratulations, look forward to seeing you again over New Years

since the two rather embarassnig posts above, I was hoping that this thread would go away but as MEx has resurrected it then I think its only right to reprimand deX for presuming to interfere with stix's marriage and stiX for being stupid enough to bother answering him - thats just my two cents if you two lurve birds are gonna have a domestic - please take it outside Hey Woox, you gonna post the scan pix? We all wanna see p.s. grix, can we have an emoticon for lighting a fire and standing well back - maybe a little guy with a petrol can and a lighter or thrown cigarette