We are safe....
fx
— 01 Apr 2006 18:29
Subject: We are safe....
with the highly trained personnel of the US armed
forces
nix
— 02 Apr 2006 02:37
Subject: Re: We are safe....
that is very funny - what a bunch of dumbasses
grix
— 02 Apr 2006 04:00
Subject: Re: We are safe....
I you reckon the pilot has lost his no claims bonus
fx
— 03 Apr 2006 07:24
Subject: a wee funny....
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!
mex
— 03 Apr 2006 15:10
Subject: another wee funny....
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
fx
— 03 Apr 2006 19:23
Subject: Re: another wee funny....
woox
— 03 Apr 2006 21:12
Subject: Re: Re: another wee funny....
man, that is soooo close. it takes a severely imbalanced bollocks-to-brains ratio to go for that one.
if the train had been on time he'd have been toast
mex
— 04 Apr 2006 04:46
Subject: Re: Re: Re: another wee funny....
Don't you mean jam?
dex
— 04 Apr 2006 10:17
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: another wee funny....
Jam and peanut butter, shame train didnt hit him idiot
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