Two nuns from Glasgow, Sister Bridgette and Sister Bernadette, are traveling through Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses through the windshield.
'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Bridgette, 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'
'Turn the windshield wipers oan. That'll get ridda the abomination.' says Sister Bernie.
Sister Bridge switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
'Whit am Ah gonnae dae noo?' she shouts.
'Switch oan the windshield washer. Ah filt it up wi Holy Water at the Vatican ' says Sister Bernie.
Sister Bridge turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
'It didnae wurk, whit'll Ah dae?' shouts Sister Bridge.
'Show him yer cross,' says Sister Bernie.
'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Bridge.
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She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the fuck aff the fuckin' car ya wee basturt or Ah`ll boot yer baws.
