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you strike me as the sort of person who could find a use for one of these?

yeah baby! got mine ordered, reckon 250 characters will store "you look a like a big dumb rednecked son of a bitch, am gonna spike your drink then fuck your girlfriend over the same pool table which am currently raping you on - figuratively speaking of course" as message one alternating with "I love country" and for emergencies "god bless america"

just to clarify, I will be buying the 3 letter version rather than the four letter version in the hope that it will be too hard to digest in three letter chunks