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How can you tell that a dog truly is mans best friend? Throw your wife and dug in the car boot for an hour and what see one's the happiest to see you when you let them out!

Why a dog is better than a man: 1.Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. 2.Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. 3.Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. 4.Dogs think you are a culinary genius. 5.You can house train a dog. 6.Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. 7.Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. 8.Dogs mean it when they kiss you. 9.Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them 10.Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs. Why a dog is better than a woman: 1. A dog's parents will never visit you. 2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor. 3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink. 4. A dog never expects you to telephone. 5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday. 6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life. 7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. 8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day. 9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. 10. A dog does not shop.