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When Farrah Fawcett died she went to heaven and at the Pearly Gates they told her that because she had lived a good life she could have a wish granted. She said she wanted all the children of the world to be safe......(you can guess the rest) Reports that Jackson died of cardiac arrest aren't true. Actually he went to a Children's Hospital where he had a stroke!

What the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

McDonalds have released a Jacko tribute burger - 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns! Apparently, Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen on a children’s hospital ward. Even in death, he's trying to put the willies up little children.

apparantly michael jackson died of food poisoning...they found ten year old nuts in his mouth