well the imom honeymoon is over
dex
— 11 Apr 2003 09:54
Subject: well the imom honeymoon is over
Top gaming last night! Mark managed a new record score
-3 it was top tastic, a man obviously getting his training from the Americans as Friendly fire was obviously an acceptable thing!
anyway top gaming guys dx
ps the international thing may be happening watch this space!
mex
— 11 Apr 2003 12:08
Subject: only 4 friendlies! Not my fault, you changed all the skins!
Dr Kato Cuto
— 11 Apr 2003 12:59
Subject: The first signs of SNABS
I am concerned at the outburst of nagging and complaining by a member of your team last night and must advise Mex that these are the first signs of SNABS, the new illness of 'Severe Nagging and Blaming Something-else' syndrome.
In the meantime you have to remain in a secure environment and do not nag anyone for the next 24 hours. Do not complain either or this leads to more symptoms i.e. lockjaw and unhappiness.
Mex
— 11 Apr 2003 17:49
Subject: AND,...I had no sound
Dr Lithium
— 11 Apr 2003 19:28
Subject: Secure environment it is. Can someone please get Mex his special long-sleeved coat?
last week of august sounds good - looking forward to my first UK visitor assuming you've recovered by then
Dr. Benzedrine
— 11 Apr 2003 23:43
Subject: ...mex was displaying symptoms of MIPS...
...(MIPS - mother in law by proxy syndrome) when he was at the clinic in New Zealand.
Possibly he picked it up in Singapore - I believe your virtual reality ass whipping treatment is correct and will pay dividends in the long run.
you have to be cruel to be kind - tough love.
Dr Benzedrine
— 11 Apr 2003 23:46
Subject: dex seems to still be displaying signs of BDS (broadband delusional syndrome)
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
— 12 Apr 2003 09:55
Subject: The truth
Reports of Mark killing four of his own team mates are all lies. In fact he single handedly slaughtered all opposing forces like dogs in every game and he did not die once. His computer had five speakers all working perfectly. His enemies are quaking in thier boots in anticipation of next Thursday's encounter. Nesta will never be defeated.
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