Earnix
— 26 Aug 2003 14:20
Subject: This is a very special message to all you at home...
...at this particular time of year we try to think of no-one but ourselves but in deepest darkest yorkshire there are places where old and frail computers are forced to continue working long past the time when in any civilised country, they would have long ago been enjoying retirement. Steaming and grinding through startups of counter-strike this sad, pathetic spectacle must be seen to be believed. This is a call to all of you who have any old 16/32Mb 3d video cards lying around to pick up the phone and really make a difference. Jim and Stocksy's reign of terror is unlikely to stop anytime soon so please call us today and help some less fortunate computer make it through the next global gaming sesh.
Thanks

providers of synthetic therapeutic virtual-chemical-combination therapy for humans since before fuckin ages ago