Motorbikes
Stix2Grix
— 13 Oct 2003 20:46
Subject: Motorbikes
A Kawasaki KMX 200 is a good wee machine. It's a two stroker but a good un. Watch what you buy and expect a daeglo green one.
Stix
dex
— 13 Oct 2003 21:04
Subject: yawn - see all these middle aged men
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middle-aged NIX
— 13 Oct 2003 21:31
Subject: I know Dex, it must be extremely boring for you: every day when you look in the mirror...
...you may be the baby of the group but you're still a decrepit old bugger
grix
— 13 Oct 2003 22:12
Subject: i've got at least a few months before I'm middle-aged!
follow the crowd I say - if every man my age wants a mbike then I do too!
i was weak and gave in to peer pressure and took drugs so i'm gonna do the same and get a mbike - so there
kiss
— 14 Oct 2003 02:31
Subject: my thoughts on this...
1. the motorbike is half way down a list of purchases, below my shoes and a new bed for bloody visitors
2. i have my own fantasies involving motorbikes and leather clothing but find it impossible to get off on a daeglo kawasaki trailbike so Stix will have to rethink his advice or graeme wont have a snowballs chance in hell of fulfilling his dreams
Another unrelated concern i must share with you all is that new woman at the office not only young, pretty surfer and snowboarder, but also skateboards to work. No only that, she MAKES her own skateboards. AND she is clever and witty. Her name is Kath. I am powerless, sexless and worthless in her presence.
The only thing that'll stop Graeme straying is the knowledge that he'll get the kids
kiss kiss kix
dex
— 14 Oct 2003 09:46
Subject: i see a complete vision of loveliness - ahh i love looking at me
me me me me
FIX
— 14 Oct 2003 16:54
Subject: Re: my thoughts on this...
She may be youger smarter etc, but dont forget the old saying about good tunes on old fiddels. Further to your bike / leather fantasies I think if you take a good look at the fantasy you will find the bloke is about 22 - 26 6 foot + and has a dam good six pack, so just tell grim NO BIKE. If you need any further marital help just post

kaiser
— 14 Oct 2003 19:33
Subject: Re: my thoughts on this...
why not just put some laxatives in her tea?? That'll soon remove the glamour- or a well-placed brick on her route to work? it may not be grown-up, big or clever, but bet you feel better after a bloody good laugh. as to the gorgeous, talented, witty and blonde- well so are you, and you've had more time to be bloody good at it!! so there.
kaiser
kix
— 14 Oct 2003 21:16
Subject: oh you say the nicest things
many thanks to my support group
i no longer feel intimidated due to enlarged ego
it may appear that i was fishing for compliments but i'm really not like that
(kaiser, i liked the bit about me being witty, gorgeous etc)
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