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I meant to pick these forms up for you and was running about for weeks with a note in my pocket to do said thing. Anyway glad fix is sorting it out, he has tons of time on his hands being single, with no family and no shitty tax stuff to do. Could you send me your phone no. to my w mal as I want to speak to you about tax. There is a final tax liability of £1500 therefore could you in the meantime send me a cheque, signed and dated and made out to 'Inland Revenue only' at the earliest. I need to sort out your position post leaving Scotland. Were you unemployed / beach bum from date of leaving to 5th April 2003 ? It would be good if you were and a note of your address at that time. Let me have your new add again. On the Capital Gains front re selling source code well no news is good news. Before I get any more personal I am going but love to you all and speak to you soon. Stix

will send cheque and I was a beach bum from 5th April have send you my phone and addresses

Surely the best proof that he was an unemlpoyed beach bum is that he does not have an address for that period. Aha! Yeah you see now? Stix, you really have to be more alert to these trick questions man - they're tricky bastards these tax people, they're watching my house and they've bugged my car but thing is they don't know that I know. I'm gonna out-trix them all! Sign-language Stix, sign language - its the future! Its shitty about not being able to use the drive-thro though although I don't see why I can't just point to the menu board, they obviously have cameras there - I can feel them watching me.