what is everyone talking aboot? Is it some sort of european hockey playoffs or what? When did all my cool sophisticated euro chums turn into stats spouting, beetroot faced sports fans? Do you all go down the pub wearing the sweaters of your favourite team? Do you sing songs and taunt the fans of the other team or do you just sit at the bar watching the action making what you hope are authoritative yurps in between belches and adjustments of your undergarments?
Were you waiting for me to leave before you betrayed me in this awful fashion or were you closet "sport fans" all along?
